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KITTENS,
MELBOURNE

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Quick info from dancers

• This club is highly image focused and is said to turn you away if your aesthetics aren’t on point. However, the are also said to hire alternative style girls.

• This club does not take a commission on dances.

• This is a touching club and kissing customers is said to be standard at this club. Several dancers have said that customers openly expect extras here, and that the public lap dance areas often reflected that expectation. The feedback on this is very mixed, so please keep in mind that this may or may not be the case.

• This club has a lyra (aerial hoop) and a shower stage.

Reviews about this club

Anonymous - 2025

Paraphrased from a dancer’s comment on a different platform:

A dancer left a comment which stated that the club had customers, but the music was so loud that she couldn’t talk to anyone. She said she personally didn’t like how the boundaries between customers and dancers felt there. She added that extras were openly expected by many customers, and that the public lap dance areas often reflected that expectation. She said she had seen intimate contact happening in the upstairs lap dance section near the heart bath stage, and felt that dancers whose personal boundaries didn’t align with this should be aware of what the environment was like.

Paraphrased from a dancer’s comment on a different platform:

A dancer left a comment which stated that they initially enjoyed working at Kittens but later lost shifts unexpectedly. They felt the reason given was that their appearance was too similar to other dancers and said the situation caused significant stress because they relied on the income.

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A dancer left a comment which stated that they had worked at Kittens for over a year and described the club as laid-back, with a diverse group of dancers and easygoing management.

Paraphrased from a dancer’s comment on a different platform:

A dancer left a comment which stated that they were enjoying their time at Kittens. They said management is relaxed and supportive, and even during slow periods, their good nights balanced out their earnings. They noted that tipping on stage is uncommon at this venue but the overall atmosphere makes it one of their favourites.

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A dancer left a comment which stated that they currently work at Kittens and consider it one of the best clubs they have worked at. They said management has been very positive and their income is reliably consistent.

Paraphrased from a dancer’s comment on a different platform:

A dancer left a comment which stated that they were declined shifts at Kittens because their appearance was similar to another dancer. They said offering to change their hair did not help and felt the situation was handled poorly. They also expressed the wish that more clubs were dancer-run.

Paraphrased from a dancer’s comment on a different platform:

A dancer left a comment which stated that Kittens Melbourne charged house fees from $15–70 depending on day and start time, operated 7 pm–3 am nightly, and paid dancers a flat $50 for 10-minute dances. VIP bookings cost $300 for 30 minutes and $600 for an hour, split evenly with the club. She said some customers expected touching or mouth contact since it was allowed at dancer discretion, though management enforced boundaries and security was attentive in the lap room. The dress code was extremely relaxed, even allowing sneakers. She described management and security as fair and professional.

Paraphrased from a dancer’s comment on a different platform:

A dancer left a comment which stated that at this venue, she often saw customer interactions that involved kissing, and she said many customers came in expecting that kind of contact. She explained that this could feel confronting for new dancers who were not comfortable with that level of physical interaction. She said that the dancers who were willing to offer more intimate services usually earned the most money there. She also felt that the club tended to hire dancers with a very youthful look, and that anyone who didn’t fit that aesthetic might not be hired.

Paraphrased from a dancer’s comment on a different platform:

A dancer left a comment which stated that Kittens was a fun club for showgirls and one of her most enjoyable places to perform.

Paraphrased from a dancer’s comment on a different platform:

A dancer left a comment which stated that Kittens was a fun club for showgirls and one of her most enjoyable places to perform.

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A dancer left a comment which stated that they would absolutely return to this club, saying they loved working there and that both the money and the working hours were some of the best they’d ever had.

Paraphrased from a dancer’s comment on a different platform:

A dancer left a comment which stated that Kittens felt like a dive but could be fun, wasn’t ideal for showgirls due to small podiums and crowded lineups, offered single dances only with no VIP, and often packed in many dancers (allegedly over 100) for a hustle-heavy night with mixed clientele.

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